Government test presents startling evidence

Government test presents startling evidence

A tangled web of drugs in our system. New research illuminates the effects of readily available chemical compounds on human social behaviour. WARNING: Those vulnerable to arachnophobia may be disturbed by this content.

Ottawa, Ontario — NOT PLEASED WITH GOVERNMENT PROCESS. Photo of spider after interview regarding participation in Canadian government research program. The subject was extremely agitated during the interview, on several occasions responded churlishly to research assistant's questions, and complained in the lab (to the point of extreme exacerbation) about the poor quality of the government video, and that he did not receive the appropriate hi-res photos of webs made by him under the influence of the drugs used in the study. [Photo source not found.]

 

 

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